Alone again, naturally

My wife reported for duty at her school today. Me, I'm alone with the dog and a sleeping college-age daughter.

At least I'm getting to watch old college football games on TV.

I'm going to have to adjust to this. I'm glad my wife got a job, but I'm going to miss her around the house. Makes me think of the promos I've been seeing for a new reality show, Hollywood House Husbands, or something like that. I still have to be trained on the dishwasher and various other appliances.

Once, when my daughter was little and my wife took off for work, I made her cinnamon toast. But I did it wrong. My daughter said, "It tastes kinda dumb."

That's what I'm up against!